Untitled — Paint
TRUMPJAK
$TRUMPJAKDrawn in MS Paint. Deployed on-chain. There is no third step.
No gradients. No shading. No anti-aliasing. No roadmap that survives contact with reality. Just a jawline, a comb-over, and a community that finds both funny.
Contract address
Image > Attributes
Everything a chart-reader asks in the first ten seconds, in the dialog box where it belongs.
- Network
- Robinhood Chain
- Chain ID
- 4663
- Launchpad
- Pons
- Total supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Decimals
- 18
- Owner function
- None
- Team allocation
- 0%
- Colour depth
- 16 colours, max
- Holders
- —
- Liquidity
- —
- Market cap
- —
- Launched
- Soon
Colors > Edit Palette
One colour in the supply. Same discipline as the artwork.
- Minted into the Pons bonding curve at launch 100%
- Presale 0%
- Team and advisors 0%
- Reserve, treasury, anything held back 0%
Pons mints a fixed 1,000,000,000 supply straight into the token’s own bonding curve. There is no allocation to split, because there is nothing to allocate — every token has to be bought off the curve like everyone else’s.
How to buy
Four steps. The last one is the only one that matters.
Add Robinhood Chain
In MetaMask or Rabby, add the network: RPC rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com, chain ID 4663, currency ETH. Never type a seed phrase into anything — this site included.
Fund it
Get ETH onto Robinhood Chain. Bring an amount you would be comfortable drawing over in Paint and never seeing again.
Buy on Pons
Paste the contract address into Pons and trade against the bonding curve. Leave a little ETH behind for gas.
Open Paint
You are a holder now. The only obligation is to make something ugly and post it. Nobody said good.
File > Open
Four saves, in order. Each one overwrites the last, which is roughly how roadmaps work anyway.
Draw your own
The outline is traced for you. Everything on top of it is your problem. Pick a colour, scribble, post it.
Help > About
Everything official lives at these three places. Anything else claiming to be us is not.
$TRUMPJAK is a meme coin. It has no intrinsic value, no utility, and no expectation of financial return. It is a drawing with a ticker attached.
Not affiliated with anyone depicted. This project is a parody artwork. It is not associated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or connected to Donald J. Trump, the Trump Organization, or any political campaign, party, or government body.
Nothing on this page is financial advice. Crypto assets are volatile and you can lose everything you put in. Verify the contract address yourself before every transaction, and never share a seed phrase with anyone.